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- Name: Carl
- Age: over the cusp of forty (Gemini)
- Status: boyfriended
- Coloration: brown hair, brown eyes
- Moustaches: on and off for the last 12 years; currently: off
- Enneagram: Type Five
- Nationality: Californian (the flag does say "California Republic" in big
red letters)
- Current location: Hayes Valley, San Francisco
- Current occupation: humanitarian
- Ideal occupation: part-time heiress
- Pets: no
- City or country: city
- Favorite cities: San Francisco, New York, Paris, Rio de Janeiro, Vancouver,
Buenos Aires
- Opinion of children: they were worst part of my childhood
- Language I wish to learn next: Portuguese
- Wish I had met before they died: Elizabeth David, Richard Olney
- States as yet unvisited: Alaska, Arkansas, North and South Dakota, Kansas,
Kentucky, Minnesota, Oklahoma, Tennessee
- States I have no intention of visiting: Arkansas, North and South Dakota, Kansas, Oklahoma,
Tennessee
- I’ve never been farther east in Canada than Montreal
- Addictions: black tea mixed with a little green tea in the morning, cornmeal pancakes
- Number of (minor) celebrities who would recognize me on the street: 1 (and,
no, it's not Mrs. Burns)
- Christy Turlington and I had the same orthodontist
- Inspirations: Nico Muhly, SoBlo, Lemonyellow (where are you now, Miss Halpert?),
Mark Hanter
- I don't care for the potato.
- I can't eat crab because of the horrid flavor.
- Previous incarnations: pirate, lumberjack, and high official in the Catholic
Church.
- Pets: none, ever
- Nephews: one (so far)
- Neices: three (so far)
- Favorite kind of cake: cup
- Most common vocation of my ex-boyfriends: DJ
- I don't care for the saxophone or the clarinet (both are too much like the
kazoo).
- I enjoyed commuting over the Golden Gate Bridge.
- I sometimes listen to the smooth jazz station in the privacy of my car.
- I've never made music with others.
- I've never drunk Starbucks coffee.
- The only two area codes I've ever lived in are 415 and 212.
- I think I've seen every extant Vermeer (even the stolen one).
- I've never owned a television set.
- I've never had a blue-eyed boyfriend.
- I've had my oldest pair of shoes since 1984, before some of you were even born.
- I sometimes go weeks without listening to music at home.
- I think I forgot to go on a single date in 2004.
- I've never seen the Super Bowl or the Oscars.
- I've hiked across the Grand Canyon twice.
- I'm not bad at butchery.
- I've given testimony before a grand jury.
- I don't have any clocks in my apartment.
- I have never been in a Walmart.
- I have never seen "Star Wars."
- I have never seen "The Godfather," "Apocalypse Now," or the rest of Francis'
oeuvre, but I have seen him in his underpants.
- I love bacon.
Last update: August 2008
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Go ahead,
Honey,
Touch it
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